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Five awful puns about courtship in the sea

February 9, 2020 by Beach Chair Scientist Leave a Comment

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Find more great ocean and conservation quotes here and please feel free to share with your friends and family! Also, ask away! If you have a question about something you found on the beach or just something you’re curious about just send an email to info@beachchairscientist.com or tweet us!

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Until I saw the sea by Lilian Moore

Until I saw the sea I did not know that wind could wrinkle water so I never knew that sun could splinter a whole sea of blue nor did I know before, a sea breathes in and out upon a shore by Lilian Moore

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Why the ocean?

12% of land is protected, while only 2% of the sea is protected. That’s not proportional when you think that the ocean takes up over 70% of our planet.  Please watch this incredibly creative, punchy, entertaining, and most importantly, inspiring video from One World One Ocean.  I was inspired enough to want to share it […]

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And that concludes my “We affect what goes in our watershed” week

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